The Baby has resorted to geurilla warfare. At 3:12 this morning I was caught in my sleep by a quick attack. It only took a quick 2 ounce counter, but loss of sleep was high.
Afterward it remained quiet until 7:00. Again it was a quick attack that would have cost much, but I captured his attention with a decoy I have dubbed "The Baby's Beethoven" and saved many of my precious sleeping minutes.
My decoy worked better than I imagined! I was able to deflect the weak urine attacks with a simple diaper counter and I was free to admire the aweing nature of my adversary. This admiration lasted until 10:12 when I was caught slightly off my guard by a torrent of screams. However, I kept my composure and allowed all of my learning take control. I defensively manuevered a plug and flanked with a lovie. The baby tried to defend off the attack, but eventually I overcame him. The counter suceeded for now.
A crazy in LOVE couple- our precious sons Caleb, Shannon, Laken, and Kai doing our best to listen and obey God in everything we do!
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