Daddy Diary - Friday 7:52 pm

The baby struck right after my last entry. He came on hard with solid screaming ... I countered with a well placed two ounces ... but it only delayed the onslaught. I was even more discouraged when my seacret weapon, the bathtub, was comletely ineffective. I quickly sent a melee of suds and retreated. I am still baffled by the assailants next move. He was attacking steadily while i defensively dried him off. Then, suddenly, he burped and stopped his advance. How could I be so stupid! I forgot the burp! I got lucky this time, but I cannot depend on good fortune in the future ...